Whisker's ParadeHoly hairballs and trippin' tuna! Make way, make way for the Major General Whiskers parade!Behold, the living field of fuzzballs approaches from yonder PetSmart!They ride in majestic shopping carts with the spoils of their crusade!Little noses dripping wet with milk, as every feline, drunken with catnip and glee, sings from their delirious hearts!Singing of their one and only leader, the fearless and flea-less, Major General Whiskers - the true top cat! "Not a fishbowl shall be left unturned, not a litter box left clean, not a couch left unscratched, not a mouse left free!"Whiskers proudly proclaimed, winking to the pretty Siamese while tipping his hat!"And when we take over, the dogs will be running up the ol tree!"